An Operating Room
In The Only Province
That Will Grant You
This Freedom, QC, H3L 1K8
604-ERROR-1572
May 17, 2018 25:18
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DIONYSUS, A SPOT ON THE WAITING LIST
10943231                                                                                    7,579.75
HERMES, SAFE VOYAGE ACROSS THE SKY
12289571                                                                                     816.40
APHRODITE, SELFCARE AFTER SURGERY
19828401                                                                                    282.99
HADES, DEATH OF FATTY TISSUE
18000422                                                                                   0.00
APOLLO, MUSIC TO COMBAT DEPRESSION
1530725                                                                                      1.99
ZEUS, THE FINALITY OF RIGHTING WRONGS
14557293                                                                                    0.12
PERSEPHONE, REBIRTH OF YOUR BODY
13002915                                                                                    5.69
SUBTOTAL: 8,686.98
TOTAL TAX: 409.02
TOTAL: 9,096.00
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Icarus is a nonbinary author and poet living in Vancouver. Some of the things they enjoy most in the world include cats, chocolate, Hamlet, noise-cancelling headphones, and watching characters come to life.

They have two short stories published in Beautiful Minds Magazine and The Quill Magazine.

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